I agree to read the following instructions carefully. I understand that I may be tested on my knowledge at a later date when big men come to my house in the early hours of the morning.
1. Don't like online ordering? Print out the order form and follow these instructions.
2. Fill in the boxes with your name, address, and daytime telephone number.
3. Select the items you would like to have as your very own/give to a friend/give to a stranger.
4. Let us know what items you would like by filling in the quantity, size and total price boxes.
5. Complete the TOTAL GOODS, CARRIAGE/HANDLING, and TOTAL PRICE boxes, using the following guide for the CARRIAGE/HANDLING charges.
You may require a calculator at this point:
Add £2.00 sterling PER ITEM for all orders within the UK.
Add £2.00 sterling PER ITEM for all orders within Europe
Add £3.00 sterling PER ITEM for all orders outside Europe
7. Indicate method of payment. Cheque/postal orders should be made payable to "Generation Why".
8. Send the completed form along with payment to:
Generation Why
C/O Sandbag
PO BOX 2656
Reading
RG1 8XR
England
9. If you are using a credit card, you can fax the completed order form to the following number:
WITHIN THE UK - 01189 505813
(+44 (0)118 9505813 from outside the UK)
10. Allow 31 days for your order to get to you from the date we receive your order.
BRITISH CURRENCY 101
British currency is the Pound Sterling. The Pound (£) is made up of 100 pence. The most common coins in circulation are the 1P, 2P, 5P, 10P, 20P, 50P, £1 and £2 coins. Notes are issued in denominations of £5, £10, £20, £50. Sterling money orders can be obtained through the foreign exchange departments of most large banks and foreign exchange companies. For a selection of exchange companies, please consult your local Yellow Pages. Sterling POSTAL ORDERS can be obtained at major post offices. £1.00 is approximately £1.60, but with the global economy in a state of crisis engineered by the New World Order don't take this as permanent.
